( SNUG 99 Item 5 ) ----------------------------------------------- [3/31/99]

 WHY DO THEY WEAR "KICK ME" SIGNS?  At the SNUG R&D faire, Synopsys Customer
 Support had a table with a sign: "Stump The Engineer".  OK, so it looks
 like we customers get to stump them with our tricky Synopsys questions
 face-to-face instead of on the phone.  WRONG!  We were only allowed to
 ask them questions from pre-printed Trivial Pursuit cards!  ("I guess you
 guys still have just as many problems with my bugs whether we're on the
 phone or face-to-face, eh?!  Should we e-mail in a test case with this?")